Joe English · Durham, North Carolina
The Department of Unnecessary Certainty
Some days a public profile needs fewer adjectives and a small administrative disturbance.
The archive is now organized. The organization is in a folder called FINAL_FINAL_actual.
A note from management
There is no management. There is a person who wanted a website with a pulse, and a machine that briefly mistook “pulse” for a request to produce a numbered list.
These are comic fragments, written for this site. No incident report is implied.
October 27, 2026. Edited and developed with AI assistance under Joe's direction. Personal statements describe Joe's account and beliefs; humorous passages are creative writing.